BITZER!!!!1!!one!

To my readers who are unaffiliated with my AP composition class (if you exist) feel free to ignore the contents of this note, and fear not if you don't get the arcane reference to the obscure rhetorician.

Fun

• lightening the mood,
• giving hope in bleak situations,
• humor unit,
• gaffe and faux pas,
• unintended puns,
• intended puns,
• arcane jokes,
• collective desire for,
• equal trade curve, see Work,
• sardonic humor,
• comical misanthropy,
• group quizzes,
• quasi-worship of George Orwell

Work

• see: sleep, lack thereof,
• trading curve with Sleep, Fun
• suppressed complaints of,
• brain frying, see sleep
• "what the f*** is rhetoric?"
• aching hand, see FreeWriting
• ponderous color and visuals,
• finding time to do,
• harder than exercise,
• headaches caused by,
• motherly concern for quality of,
• desire to rend, destroy

Blogging

• see Work,
• "who reads this anyway?"
• as a popular medium for presentation,
• colloquial language of,
• audience (or lack thereof),
• difficulty to write in presence of internet,
• wishes for popularity of,
• community / blog conglomerate,
• desire to fry server,
• allows for homework due on sundays,
• misunderstood humor,
• urge to sound intelligent

Presentations

• see Work,
• see Sleep, lack thereof,
• see Fun, gaffe and faux pas,
• see Blogging, popular presentation medium
• exhibition of skills, or lack thereof,
• see Work, "what the f*** is rhetoric?",
• see Sleep, dreams of flying A's,
• see Work, urge to sound intelligent,
• see Work, ponderous visuals and colors,
• see Fun, arcane jokes,
• see Work, motherly concern for quality of,
• see Work, desire to rend, destroy

Sleep

• lack thereof,
• see Work, equal trade curve,
• popular lust for,
• "is for the weak,"
• difficulty of extracting oneself from,
• dreams of flying A's,
• collapsing from brain frying